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Facebook rapper

Someone who constantly posts rap song lyrics on their Facebook wall to the irritation of their Facebook friends
Justin just posted ANOTHER Lil Wayne song again... stupid Facebook rapper!
by joesummer95 April 13, 2011
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Facebook bombing

to go back several months and comment on someone's wall
Peter's really pissing me off lately, he's been Facebook bombing me all day!
by Dropkicknoonan August 4, 2010
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Facebook Bully

noun

An individual who incessantly sends Facebook friend requests regardless of how many times you have intentionally "Ignored" or "rejected" them, only to follow those requests up with a myriad of email inquiries of "why haven't you accepted my friend request?".
Brody is such a Facebook Bully and really could never cannot take a hint ... even if you Facebooked it to him he still would not realize that ...

... A. I never want to know anything that is going on in his life.

or

B. That I hold "ZERO!" "0" "NONE" "NOT ANY" interest on what "F" he is eating, drinking, or anything else that he is putting into his mouth ... unless it is the smooth, shiny barrel of a nickel plated .357 Magnum.

or

C. For that matter where he is or is not going to ...

... Unless it is on a plane falling from the heavens on a one way descent into the fiery depths of Hell or free-falling into some bottomless chasm.

or

D. Where the "F" he is hanging out at or whom he is with, unless, of course, it's sharing a cell with the Night Stalker, The Son of Sam or taking a dirt-nap in some shallow grave keeping the grubs and worms happy and entertained !!!
by dwpworldwide January 19, 2011
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Facebook Makeover

When you sit down on your Facebook profile and delete everything that gives people the wrong impression, bad pictures of yourself, old statuses that just aren't that funny, Links to awkward Youtube videos..

When people creep your Facebook, they go for the profile pictures first, So you need to make sure all those photos are sexy, hot pictures that make people want to talk to you, Pictures with previous girlfriend/boyfriends, Pictures of you, but not pictures of your favourite animated characters..

A perfect Facebook profile is one that makes even the ugliest person look sexy.
Girl, You're really hot!, but your Facebook makes you look like an ugly bitch.. someone needs a Facebook Makeover

Hey, You look sexy, wanna meet sometime?
by AndyTrew January 25, 2012
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Cocaine Facebooking

The act of harassing people on Facebook who you wouldn't normally talk to because you are extremely high on white powders and have no one else to talk to as you have taken the day off of work.
Tarquin spent all day cocaine facebooking. By the end of the day people had deleted Tarquin from their friend list.
by Poptart. March 4, 2014
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Facebook Parrot

A term used to describe someone who finds the need to repeatedly re-post what you had originally posted, usually within a matter of seconds of the original post, thus bringing no benefits to the re-post and rendering it pointless.
Ali A: Breaking News, War Breaks Out In The Middle Easst.

*5 Seconds Later*

Hala S: OMG LOOK WHAT I DISCOVERED: BREAKING NEWS IN THE MIDDLE EAST!!!!!!!!!1!!ONE!!

Ali A: Dude.. stop being a Facebook Parrot.
by AA89 May 23, 2011
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Facebook Freakout

1. The state of panic when facebook lags in the middle of a very important IM conversation
2. The rush of adrenaline you get when you log on to an unusually large amount of notifications
1. What the hell!? I'm having a Facebook Freakout right now! John just IM'd me and FB won't let me reply!!JK@!U*#HEUIBD
by HK62494 December 14, 2010
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