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Facebook Feeling

The act of self pleasure to your facebook friends provocative photos.
"Hey man, watched any good porn lately?"

"No way dude, Allie's pics at the beach were all I needed to get me off, guess you could say I've been facebook feeling!"
by The poop that took a pee March 13, 2012
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facebook intellectual

A person who constantly and self-seriously engages in pointless arguments about politics, economics, and other public issues on facebook.
Most facebook intellectuals are narcissists who just like to hear themselves talk.
by Rayshaun Mathison February 26, 2015
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Facebook rapper

Someone who constantly posts rap song lyrics on their Facebook wall to the irritation of their Facebook friends
Justin just posted ANOTHER Lil Wayne song again... stupid Facebook rapper!
by joesummer95 April 13, 2011
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Facebook Faggot

A person, generally male, who makes themselves a facebook page and constantly posts pictures and statuses and asks others to like/share in agreement/disagreement/if the picture is relevant to the person. They beg people to subscribe to them. They steal everything they get from other people and implement it as their own. They post most of their stuff for no personal reason whatsoever. They just want attention because they can not get it elsewhere (also see attention whore). They add so many friends in one day that the account disables itself from adding more people. They post on their own posts, asking people to subscribe, and promising that if they do so, they will get 2,000+ friend requests in just one minute. A lot of the things they post are stupid, make no sense, or try to make them seem sweet or nice. They'll show up on your news feed without having to be on your friends list because you have dumbass friends. Facebook loves them so much they no longer allow you to block them because the "block system is overloaded". These people are generally annoying.
Mark Cefalo: Like if you know who this actor\singer is (: *Miley Cyrus*

I think part of the reason why we hold on to something so tight is because we fear something so great won't happen twice.

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LIKE if You See Your Age ^_^
True Love ♥

Me: Okay, I need to block this Facebook Faggot. His Facebook Faggot-ness is pissing me off.
*Block*
"We're sorry, Facebook's block system is overloaded right now. Please try again later."
...DIIIINNKKLLEEBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRG!!!
by lGhostl November 8, 2012
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facebook pervert

A man who trolls facebook for attractive women to friend request. 90% of his friend list is young women he doesn't know or will never meet.
Facebook pervert is a man who adds numerous women so other men will look at his friends list and think he's a pimp.
by donna belle December 4, 2013
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Facebook Freakout

1. The state of panic when facebook lags in the middle of a very important IM conversation
2. The rush of adrenaline you get when you log on to an unusually large amount of notifications
1. What the hell!? I'm having a Facebook Freakout right now! John just IM'd me and FB won't let me reply!!JK@!U*#HEUIBD
by HK62494 December 14, 2010
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Cocaine Facebooking

The act of harassing people on Facebook who you wouldn't normally talk to because you are extremely high on white powders and have no one else to talk to as you have taken the day off of work.
Tarquin spent all day cocaine facebooking. By the end of the day people had deleted Tarquin from their friend list.
by Poptart. March 4, 2014
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