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shut the front door

a subititute for the bad phtase stfu
by xdr5t3evq3q November 29, 2023
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The girl next door

"the girl next door" is a girl that's most of the time, quiet, to herself, loves helping others even if it's to the extent of her own health. Aside of have no self preservation she has a LOVE for drawing, reading and LOVES to laugh at the wrong times.

Sometimes the stuff she reads isn't the holy est but it works for her. Don't go in her at home library!

She's a different kind of pretty. She's not the normal "basic girl pretty" her looks shines from her different unique features.. her cool eyes, her hair, her jawline, her socially ackward smile, her freckles, her nose. Everything about her is unique an it draws you in and you don't know why.
Boy1: "cool dude what's she like?"

Boy2: "she's like the girl next door."
by Chattywallnut0 February 15, 2024
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Door Seat

The seat of the person who has recently told a room silencing joke, one that would make all others feel awkward now that they have heard it. The person being called a “door seat” will have to exit through the door.
Brandon tells an awkward joke; others then proceed to call him a door seat, Brandon must now exit in shame.
by Ham-Hock June 6, 2018
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Door Popping

Verb. Also known as do' poppin', the act of socializing away from home so much that one neglects her/his home, family, or other responsibilities.
Kendra stays door popping in the streets; so her mom has to watch the grandkids.
by roezdictionary October 9, 2019
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dingy door

The opening in the front of a pair of men's briefs. It's the door your dingy comes out of when you take a leak.
I couldn't get the dingy door open in time and ended up peeing all over myself.
by Chorizo Pudding April 21, 2020
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Front Door Harry

A man with a mustache that visits unsuspecting women under false pretenses to get them to fall in love with him.
Sean left the post office disgruntled, as another front door harry was already hanging out there.
by funniestpersonyouknow September 25, 2014
mugGet the Front Door Harrymug.

moist back door cold front

Drunk, horny hot air balloonists reviewing a poor weather forecast the evening prior to a flight and lubing up for a daisy chain group fuck as a consolation to an early morning balloon flight.
The radar tomorrow looks like shit. Stop at the Walmart and grab their best bottle of silicon lube, looks like the best we’re gonna get out of this weekend is a moist back door cold front.
by Finish Line October 4, 2022
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