Danielle Kristine

Danielle Kristine is usually the most amazing person. She's nice and has a sense of humor. Cutest girl you'll ever meet. Most likely short and adorable. With little hands and feet. She's creative and has more guy friends than girl friends. When she gets really mad, she cries. She's very big on grammar. She's someone who is charismatic and easy going. A loyal friend and someone whom you can rely on. She's responsible and intelligent. She's very sensitive. You feel very comfortable talking to her and going to her for anything. Herself, like her name is unique and one-of-a-kind. Her sweetness is rare to find. But when she gets mad, shit gets serious. Overall, she's very amiable.

"Hey, you know Danielle Kristine?"
"Yeah, I love her"

by z0boomafoo January 11, 2012

danielle bergoli

Some dumb bitch with red hair that said cash me ousside how bow dah

oh look danielle bergoli is rich now

by Phoenix Fire Truth November 7, 2017

daniel kang

A very handsome man that is lucky enough to date a beautiful young woman named god jihyo

Stan talent Stan daniel Kang

by Just a kpop stan November 24, 2019

Daniel Tosh

An obnoxious, skinny comedian who somehow sucked and clucked his way into getting his own show that makes fun of clips of annoying idiots that post their shame via the interwebz.

Looks like his mom dresses him and still manages to have a cocky attitude

"I bet Daniel Tosh masturbates angrily to retarded midget shizer porn and the Golden Girls"

by ToshedSalad March 10, 2010

damn daniel

the worst thing you can ever say to anyone ever.
If you use this you're probaly an awful human.

Random dude: Howdy partner, how you doing?
You: Damn daniel!
Random dude: This is the devils work!

by Sjommisslayer15 March 27, 2016

jack daniels

Prime Tennessee sipper. Has a golden brown color, and the apparent consistency of water. Tastes like shit, but gets the job done.

I went over to my buddy's house, and then his parents left, and then we shot at cans with a BB gun, and then we put the gun away, and then we split a handle of jack daniels, and we sat in his basement for like two hours watching X-Files, or some shit like that, but I don't remember the episode, because I was drunk. Good times.

by underage drinker October 2, 2005

daniel tosh

A skinhead looking buttmunch that strives off of climaxing in public. He thinks he is much funnier than he actually is, and needs to get off of T.V. before i put my dick in a blender. He has a job that requires him to do nothing but let other people find videos for him and read from a teleprompter. also the reason i drink.

"hey dude did you hear what happened to taylor?"
"no"
"he turned on the Tosh.0 by mistake and magic-bulleted his man meat."
"damn that daniel tosh"

by Taint Gobbler February 13, 2010