eating coffee

Sucking dick

That girl loves eating coffee.

by honest james November 18, 2013

Colombian Coffee Filter

When you eat bad Mexican food that makes you poop your pants and it drips out.

That Mexican food made me shit my pants and now it's leaking out like a colombian coffee filter...

by Karl Wirth September 15, 2014

far-coffee

Alternate word for 'fuck off'. Safely usable around parents, teachers and Christians.

Christian: Praise the Lord!
Me: Far-coffee!
Christian: I beg your pardon?
Me: What? I only said the coffee is far away, calm down.

by spookaholic July 2, 2017

shit coffee

Shit coffee what's to explain

Oh Tom you white faggot icant drink this shit coffee its actually piss

by Datmemeguy May 23, 2018

coffee grinding

When someone crouches over someone lying down and dangles their balls into their mouth while gyrating as fast as they can

I coffee ground your mum so fast last night i think she needs some braces

I am going to coffee grind your sister until her teeth come out

by drildo dan December 18, 2004

Coffee

One who is coughed upon.

Jane coughed on Jim, Jim punched her. Jim is a bad coffee.

I was coughed on, I am a coffee.

by OfficerCash March 26, 2009

Coffee Filter

Used to keep coffee crystals from falling into the coffee pot as it is being brewed.

After one grinds up coffee beans, he may place them in a coffee filter and place it in the coffee machine then fill it with water and turn it on and wait for it to brew. Alternatively, he could pour the methamphetamine mixture and let the filter catch the crystals, scrape them out and sell them, then add the coffee to the filter and have the kickest ass fucking pot of coffee ever brewed.

by Mr. F November 28, 2004