Child

TommyInnit is a child who has a weird neighbor friend who is also a child named Tubbo who comes in many variations such as Tubbox and many more. He does drugs and hates women and men.

Person 1: Hey, do you know TommyInnit?
Person 2: Oh yeah, Isn't he a child?

by JoJo_TheHoneyBee November 13, 2020

Child Goof

When in some period of your childhood you mess up/make yourself look like the biggest retard/Goof up past the point of return and you remember it when you are older.

"oh yeah bro remember when you and i dressed as actionman to the dress up day?"
"yeah dude that was a major child goof right there yo"

by calculator man May 11, 2014

child

tommyinnit.

mcyt child tommyinnit

by kade mybeloved September 1, 2021

Child Lives

Ooooh! So the threat to child lives wasn't doing it for you.

Hym "So the child lives you didn't have a problem with but you YOU life is where you draw the line? That. Is. Fucking. Hilarious. Ha!"

by Hym Iam May 16, 2025

Flipper child

A result of generations of inbreeding causing physical deformities and an unbelievably low intelligence. Socially and intellectually dumbfounded and sometimes physical deformities such as webbing of the fingers or toes or lack of teeth. Flipper children tend to have horrible eyesight and hearing.

Stop sleeping with your sister I ain't raising any flipper child

by Ajax Buzzkill May 17, 2016

A crazy child

They coocoo in the brain and scratch up your face and bite you like a cat ಠ︵ಠ

Don't tell Jude how the world works he is a crazy child

by Ur mom is gæ November 25, 2021

Star Child

The main protagonist in the P-Funk Mythology. Protector of the Pleasure Principle and representative of Funkentelechy.

Star Child will shoot the bop gun at Sir Nose D Voidoffunk to make him dance!

by RadicalRatisRad April 18, 2021