by Lickthatthenmush May 7, 2021
Get the Captain greytoothmug. The act of putting Mashed Potatoes in a Pastry Bag and squirting them into someone’s ass… Then having Anal sex and cumming in the ass. Putting a tube in said ass and sucking the cum and potatoes out!
by Dumpeldore July 18, 2023
Get the Mashed Potato Captainmug. Oh James sort us out with" the captain hook" treatment . James said sorry not today I'm getting finger cramps
by Captain fuck. April 9, 2021
Get the The captain hookmug. -An awesome and fearsome, antagonistic sea captain from the book; "The True Confessions of Charlotte Doyle"
-Landon
-Landon
by Mr Cornersss October 18, 2021
Get the Captain Jaggerymug. When a guy takes a piss with his foot propped up on something (Usually the side of the bath tub) like Captain Morgan stands with his foot on a barrel.
by DrKarate September 20, 2012
Get the Captain Morgan stancemug. The captain is a TV show character from BBC ghosts that can be found on the British Broad Casting network. He does not have a name that we (the viewers) know of but it has been teased throughout the series, and he usually just goes by the military name Captain (Cap for short.) Many people have tried to guess captains name and have guessed at Frederick or Teddy but we are never certain.
Captains backstory is very interesting and left the viewers with more questions then before such as: Is that German fellow he seems to have a huge crush on a German spy? If you think yes to this question I would like for you to step out the room and we will have a nice long chat about what you have just said. Any way leading on from what I was saying before the captains sexuality is confirmed gay (as all of Ben Willbond's characters are) and that's whats probably attracted you mentally ill gay wierdos (same tbh)
Captains backstory is very interesting and left the viewers with more questions then before such as: Is that German fellow he seems to have a huge crush on a German spy? If you think yes to this question I would like for you to step out the room and we will have a nice long chat about what you have just said. Any way leading on from what I was saying before the captains sexuality is confirmed gay (as all of Ben Willbond's characters are) and that's whats probably attracted you mentally ill gay wierdos (same tbh)
Person one: The captain was pretty fruity in that last episode dont you thing
Person two: I think he likes woman
Person one: and I think I need new friends
Person two: I think he likes woman
Person one: and I think I need new friends
by Headlesscaptains January 6, 2022
Get the The Captainmug. by , July 31, 2007
Get the Captain Superchillmug.