Canadian Lampshade

When a uncircumcised man puts his foreskin around a lightbulb cums on it takes it out then sticks it in his own asshole.
Yesterday I saw Luis give himself a canadian lampshade
by CP master December 09, 2024
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Canadian popsicle

Dipping a person or persons in boiling hot syrup and then throwing them in a below zero snowstorm, temperature shocking they’re body.
If you don’t shut your mouth I’m gonna turn you into a Canadian popsicle.
by Emerald Foddy May 09, 2025
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Canadian Beaver Tail

While having anal sex in a doggy style position, the man removes the shit from his dick and wipes it down the lower of the other persons back.
Dude, (he/she) shit on my dick, so I gave (him/her) a Canadian beaver tail.
by RustyMantis January 02, 2022
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Canadian Twerking

A vigorous back and forth movement of the hips while wearing primarily denim clothing or full overalls. Frequently performed by Caucasian males with significant unearned confidence.
Did you see Sam Canadian twerking sanding that wood block
by Bexthevex August 03, 2022
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Canadian salt shaker

When the passenger of a vehicle grabs ahold of the drivers steering wheel and yanks it causing them to crash into the ditch
I was driving my buddy home from the bar and that drunk grabbed ahold of my steering wheel and gave me the Canadian salt shaker, spun out right into the ditch
by Anonamoose69420 January 18, 2023
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Canadian Weather

When it’s -50°C on the western side of the country and -1°C on the eastern side of the country.
“Damn, this Canadian Weather is making my brain turn off.”
by SuperMarioSunshineIsMid January 18, 2024
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Flipping the Canadian bird

The Canadian version of flipping the bird à la branta canadensis, which involves hiding one’s raised middle finger beneath a mitten, so as to avoid outwardly offending a fellow Canadian (or in order to deceive americans). May or may not occur as they call out a cheery “sorry!!” with a jaunty lil half wave 👋🏼
Setting: -45*C, 🌨, miserable, somewhere in canadia

Wendy: *bumps into Tim*
Tim: “oh sorry!! ☺️👋🏼 🧤🦆” (🥊+🖕🏼)

Wendy: “it’s quite alright :) have a wonderful day!!”

Ryan: “shit dude did you just see Tim flipping the Canadian bird to Wendy!?”

Wayne: “No but I did see him throw up a quick glove goose to Justin when he was in Calgary last week”
by Timmy 🍁 January 25, 2020
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