King Beef
King Beef by Henry Koal October 22, 2008
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hot beef injection
After a night of wooing my woman, we went back to my place and I slipped her the ole' HOT BEEF INJECTION.
hot beef injection by greek stud March 7, 2003
Pinocchio Beef
It's when your penis grows larger every time you lie to your wife or girlfriend after she asks, "Where have you been?"
The enlargement comes from the satisfaction of knowing you and your penis have been having fun without her.
The enlargement comes from the satisfaction of knowing you and your penis have been having fun without her.
After arriving home late from a night out with his buddies, Dan had to sleep on his side with his back to his wife, the entire night, after she angrily woke up and said, "Where have you been all night?" That way he could hide his Pinocchio Beef.
Pinocchio Beef by I am not Dan October 9, 2008
kentucky beef blaster
When a male and a female are engaged in anal sex, and the female partner has explosive diarrhea. When the male partner ejaculates, it leaves a sticky mixture of semen and shit
Hey, Jay, last night I was having anal sex with your sister and it turned into a Kentucky beef blaster
kentucky beef blaster by The Poon Catchers December 28, 2014
shredding the beef
Using one's fingernails while wacking off. Causes the man-pole to bleed. Audie's brother invented it. Feels good.
Yesterday i had a boner all day so i went home and decided shredding the beef would be nice
I've been shredding the beef so much my penis is half the size it used to be.
I've been shredding the beef so much my penis is half the size it used to be.
shredding the beef by Appleman May 19, 2006
roast beef curtains
The luscious protruding inner lips of a woman's vagina which is men’s favorite part to suck on during oral sex.
These inner lips are particularly sensitive and touching them makes the woman orgasm.
The inner lips of some genetically blessed women grow larger during puberty.
The inner labia of the majority of women more or less protrude beyond the outer labia but since the protruding lips are considered too sexy (too graphic) for soft porn, the guidelines mandate digital removal of these parts before getting them published. So virgin guys who are used to jerking off to porn pussies are not aware of this trait of real-life pussies.
These inner lips are particularly sensitive and touching them makes the woman orgasm.
The inner lips of some genetically blessed women grow larger during puberty.
The inner labia of the majority of women more or less protrude beyond the outer labia but since the protruding lips are considered too sexy (too graphic) for soft porn, the guidelines mandate digital removal of these parts before getting them published. So virgin guys who are used to jerking off to porn pussies are not aware of this trait of real-life pussies.
1.My girl’s roast beef curtains can kiss my dick at the same time she’s kissing my lips. It makes me and her madly horny!!!
2.I love rolling my wife’s roast beef curtains around in my mouth. Sucking on those juicy pussy-lips sends me and her to heaven!
3.Mike doesn’t know how sex works. I laughed so hard at that virgin dude when he said he thought girls can get their roast beef curtains stretched out during sex hahaaaaaa
2.I love rolling my wife’s roast beef curtains around in my mouth. Sucking on those juicy pussy-lips sends me and her to heaven!
3.Mike doesn’t know how sex works. I laughed so hard at that virgin dude when he said he thought girls can get their roast beef curtains stretched out during sex hahaaaaaa
roast beef curtains by smartyass March 24, 2010