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bang ratio

The bang ratio is the percentage of people who "like" a post on social media that the poster would potentially like to bang. For example, if someone uploads a picture to facebook that receives 20 likes, 8 of which come from people that the poster would enjoy having sexual relations with, the picture has a bang ratio of 40%.

Because the general purpose of most men's lives is to have sex with as many people as possible, (and because they have an unstated sexual attraction towards a large number of their female friends) most men are constantly attempting to post things that will generate a maximal bang ratio.
Dude 1: "I can't believe you uploaded a picture to Facebook of you frolicking in a meadow with puppies and baby horses."
Dude 2: "Dude, girls love pictures like that. That picture has 55 likes, with a bang ratio of 85%!"
by SexySaxMan May 11, 2013
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Bitch bang

This word is used when a guy has a small dick and the girl instead of being fucked by him, fucks him.
Richard had a small dick, I had to bitch bang him.
by Loipsinger January 21, 2017
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Bang Sick

Doing something out of control. The act of being out of control. i.e Banging Sick.
What are you doing on the football field naked!? You're banging sick . This tornado is bang sick right about now.
by Flankfelt October 22, 2013
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Proxy bang

(Adverb) When you want to fuck a female that resembles the same physical characteristics of your crush
“Damn she looks just like Ashley! I could proxy bang her
by Thick_Bunny97 August 28, 2018
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bang im

term used by northern doormen and gangsters
" am gunna bang im in a minuite"
by w&f January 18, 2009
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flash bang

like a flash mob but instead of dancing its a giant orgy
Jake: hey guys flash bang at the mall tonight at 6
Bex: cool man I'll see you there
by bexallot May 19, 2015
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q-bang

1.) When you rapidly bang on the Q key in Battlefield to spot the enemy.
Similar to Q-spam
1.) Bro one said "Bro, my keyboard broke!" Bro two responded "Why Bro?!?!?!" Bro one replied "Because I was Q-banging those bitches on Battlefield!"

2.) Bro two said "that's nothing Bro, I Q-banged the whole enemy team and we lit those motherfuckers up like fireworks at any minor league baseball games!" Bro one said "k".
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