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Douche bag

1) A bag that can contain vaginal discharge.

2) An insult that can be directed to many different groups of people, such as:
a) plain old idiots
b) idiots who think they actually know what they're talking about
c) People whose head are about to explode from their inflated ego
d) People who flaunt their ignorance in an offensive and outright manner.

For the cure to douche baggery please visit youtube, keywords "Cure for Douch Bags"
Jimmy: I'M THE SHIT!!!!

John: . . .Dude, you're such a douche bag . . .
by Daisy91 November 3, 2008
mugGet the Douche bagmug.

Shit the bag

We really shit the bag on our quarterly sales numbers.
by Stogie1957 July 29, 2011
mugGet the Shit the bagmug.

Secure the bag

To do something right, or gain from achieving the goal. Also know as getting exactly what you want or "hitting the nail on the head"
Carol: you can't have the shoes!
Nina: I'll do the dishes

*later on*
Ruby: I thought you said she wasn't buying them?!
Nina: nah mate, I managed to secure the bag!
by Scm~ nizarxa September 1, 2019
mugGet the Secure the bagmug.

Douche Bag

by Greg April 13, 2004
mugGet the Douche Bagmug.

bag of douche

A clever way to call someone a douche bag.
Guy 1: Dude that guy is a douche bag.
Guy 2: No better yet he is a bag of douche.
by The Aud Man April 26, 2006
mugGet the bag of douchemug.

t-bagging

When one person has their nuts in another person mouth.
They call this T-bagging because it's like you do a tea bag up and down.
by Maree and Narda January 24, 2006
mugGet the t-baggingmug.

twat bag

When a person with a vagina has "bags" of skin under the clit to show that she has had to many sexual encounters with men.
by Cyle/Chris September 9, 2006
mugGet the twat bagmug.

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