Bacon festa

Is a bender who ain't no thug cuz he a hoe ass bitch

U r a dumb bacon festa u

by Bearbums January 30, 2017

Baconator effect

When you eat something a second time and it is no where near as good as the first time you tried it.

Billy: Why does food never taste as good as the first time you ever tried it, the second time is always worse!
Jim: Well that’s an easy answer, it’s called the baconater effect; the second time is always worse. The first time I tried a baconator, orgasmic, the second time, mediocre at best… and thus you have the baconator effect.

by DOM1NAT3R July 26, 2023

Bacon wrapped bacon

The best with the best

I love bacon wrapped bacon

by Annabananaisthebest January 17, 2021

Bacon Strip

After taking a shit at someone's house, usually at a party, before wiping yourself you find a cornered wall in the bathroom, while spreading your cheeks you slide in a downward motion on that corner leaving behind shit strips that resemble a strip of bacon.

Goddamn it! Rob got drunk again and used the corner of the bathroom wall as toilet paper. Leaving a mighty bacon strip in my parent's bathroom.

by RudeMood69420 January 29, 2020

baconator

(A combination of the words bacon and traitor): between and, theorthetically, among jews only, an offensive term for a yiddishe bochur who chooses to marry a non jewish girl, making the children non jewish.

If you are neither a svinoyed, a yidiot, or a jewish convert out of judaism, and you marry a non jewish girl, most jews would consider you a baconator.

by Sexydimma April 12, 2016

bacon omelette

When a pig cums in a frying with an egg and the jizz ege mixture is fried in vegetable oil

Hey Max? What what do you want to eat for breakfast?

A bacon omelette!

by gargantuanD June 24, 2022

Lady Bacon

Lady Bacon
The resulting product of wet curing a tender pork fillet in the Vagina of a mature menopausal woman for six or more days.
A prized delicacy in many obscure native communities , it commands high prices on the dark web…

Girl Bacon
As for Lady bacon but the vagina curing takes place in a pre menstrual girl. This bacon can also be made using tender veal fillets rather than pork.

Queen Bacon

is the rarest of all in this category, and is achieved in the same way as Girl bacon but only can be made while the hostess is menstruating..

We especially enjoyed our hostesses Carbonara, as she had prepared her very own Lady Bacon!

by Pookiemay February 9, 2024