Hum baby

Baseball chatter in which the infielders encourage the pitcher to fire off a fast ball, so fast that it hums. It was in widespread use in 1960s Little League (I know from experience) and probably predates that, so the Roger Craig origin in the mid 80's that several people have reported is simply incorrect.

"Hey, batter, batter! Hum babe. Hum baby, hum!"

by fireballxl5 July 20, 2014

Baby Bop

One who is jealous, green with envy. They try to be on your level of greatness, but they SUCK too much to ever accomplish such a feat.

All these haters need to level up and stop acting like baby bops

by Bran_da_don April 14, 2010

terd baby

the spawn resulting from unprotected anal-sex. coined by Adam Corolla on Loveline back in the day.

Q: "can i get my girl pregnant from anal sex"
A: "have you ever heard of a terd baby?"
"Elton John Jr. is a terd baby for sure" - me

by StiZOne April 8, 2003

whore baby

when a chick has a baby and no one knows who the baby daddy is.

dude: ol girl just had her kid yesterday

dude2: no shit whos the baby daddy?

dude: hell if i know i never seen her dating anyone she never mention she had a bf either

dude2: thats a whore baby!

by IMTHEDUDE June 8, 2011

butt-babies

This refers to a broad category of mentally or physically deformed individuals. Unfortunately for these people, they were conceived after semen seeped from their respective mother's anuses into their vaginas after anal sex. This mixture of fecal matter and sperm, that fertilized their mother's eggs, often produced ghoulish offspring that are genetically predisposed to being very unattractive or educationally inept.

One could say that they passed a short bus full of butt-babies on their home from work or that they saw the maturing process of a butt-baby by watching "Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning".

by C-Murdah April 12, 2007

Baby Baster

A guy who bastes the fetus of a pregnant woman with his spunk after coitus.

Not wanting to waste a perfectly private hospital room, Joe (a baby baster) blasted his girlfriend's baby one last time before her delivery.

by SMG Quakertown January 14, 2010

Baby Day

The day after a night of excessive binge drinking of alcohol, in which one is so hungover that the activities/responsibilities for the day are similar to that of an infant. Namely, eating, sleeping, and shitting.

Mikey- "Holy shit, I feel like hell today from drinking all those 151 and Coke's."

Me-"Dude, looks like you're gonna have a Baby Day."

by Jimbo Slice 60 June 24, 2010