Bang Nabbit

A desperate expression used (generally via text message) to invite a booty call over as in ASAP.

Hey Torin, lets Bang nabbit!!!

by omgggggggggg April 29, 2011

board bang

When you are the only, or one of few, women presenting to a room of mostly men in a business setting.

Man: Hey, how did your presentation go?

Woman: It was a total Board Bang - I was the only woman in the room.

by The Snoofer July 21, 2014

flash bang

like a flash mob but instead of dancing its a giant orgy

Jake: hey guys flash bang at the mall tonight at 6
Bex: cool man I'll see you there

by bexallot May 19, 2015

bang ratio

The bang ratio is the percentage of people who "like" a post on social media that the poster would potentially like to bang. For example, if someone uploads a picture to facebook that receives 20 likes, 8 of which come from people that the poster would enjoy having sexual relations with, the picture has a bang ratio of 40%.

Because the general purpose of most men's lives is to have sex with as many people as possible, (and because they have an unstated sexual attraction towards a large number of their female friends) most men are constantly attempting to post things that will generate a maximal bang ratio.

Dude 1: "I can't believe you uploaded a picture to Facebook of you frolicking in a meadow with puppies and baby horses."
Dude 2: "Dude, girls love pictures like that. That picture has 55 likes, with a bang ratio of 85%!"

by SexySaxMan May 11, 2013

The Flashing Bang

When your girlfriend or wife is waxing her vaginall pubic hairs, you procede to bang her in the asshole.

"My wife was so clean yesterday when I did the Flashing Bang to her! It was awesome!"

by Aliendest November 21, 2011

Strangle bang

When you want to strangle someone but also bang them (not at the same time).

I would totally strangle bang my baby daddy.

by Petco Nuts are awesome April 18, 2014

Rich Bang

Rich is a simple, he likes:
-Late Night
-Ball
-Napping
-Reading
Why Should you date Rich?:
-He's committed (he's almost never missed a late night)
-He's a great body pillow
-His voice will charm your ass like sirens
-His name is Dick Bang

RIIIIIIIIICCCCHCHCHCH BAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNGARANG

I'm so lucky, I got Rich Bang as my first year roommate

by Rich Banger October 10, 2017