Attacked by a Demon

That is a far less reasonable than my thing.

Hym "It's far less reasonable to believe that you are being attacked by a demon... Than my thing. My thing is not all that farfetched. But that is the people we are dealing with. THIS is ACTUALLY HAPPENING TO ME and this retarded piece of shit of over here:"

The Tuck "UuuLgh! I'm being attacked by DEMONS! I'm being attacked by demons! I really believe that! I REALLY believe that I'm being attacked by demons."

Hym "🤨☝️ Are you seeing that shit!? That is an actual guy who thinks he's actually a rational actor who is telling me that a fucking retard doesn't have to credit or pay me for the thing I designed. That's what's happening here. And the fucking Democrats are just as fucking bad and have rejected reason entirely in favor of absurdity. It should concern you that BOTH political parties can just decide that words don't mean anything and THAT DECISION can starve your kids indefinitely. You might want to start thinking about murdering them and what a post government society is going to be like until we reestablish order. I'm not calling for it by any means because telling you to THINK about doing something is DIFFERENT from telling you to DO something. Right? Because we care so much about distinctions. THINK about MURDERING THEM AND THEIR FAMILIES. Think about it REEEEAL hard. Fucking asshole."

by Hym Iam November 7, 2025

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Cap Attack

Typing or texting a message to someone, without realizing that the caps lock is on, and sending the message to the person in all CAPITALS

Also typing in all capitals to emphasize or "yell" over telecommunications.

"HEY WHATS GOING ON?"
'whoaa'
"whoops, sorry, cap attack"

or
"WELL YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS! :@"
'Kay relax. No need to cap attack me.'

by StayGreen22 May 15, 2010

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splat-attack syndrome

pretending to be cute or shy like making a nice painting and telling everyone its garbage to get attention from others.

Yesterday he kept going on about his bad handwriting even though it was fine and everyone tried to comfort him. definitely a case of splat-attack syndrome

by definitely not dreg February 17, 2018

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Heart Attack Goalie

A guy who volunteers to play goalie for your men’s hockey or soccer team, who is both old and overweight and dangerously close to having a heart attack.

I swear I thought we were going to lose our goalie in the 3rd period. Guy was a total Heart Attack Goalie. He must have been 82 years old.

We lost last night’s game, but we had Heart Attack Goalie In net.

by TBels October 1, 2019

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Jackie Pat Attack On Crack

This term refers to the rare species of Jackie Pat's that roam our planet. They are little creatures of adorableness that sing songs randomly, laugh through hyperventilating, and make rage faces in public. Shall you cross the path of one of these rare creatures, your life will be forever changed positively.

Person 1: Who are you?
JP: I am a Jackie Pat Attack on Crack.

Person 1: You are adorable.

by girlwhowritesstuff12349 December 24, 2012

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