Jones Luck

A ridiculously long term of unbelievable, against all odds, bizarre barrage of unfortunate and unforeseen incidents, actions and behaviours that boggle the normal mind.

Those with Jones Luck are often accused of the gift of story telling but the afflicted know the struggles of Jonesian Action vs. Regular individual luck outcome measurements. (Murphys were not included in final outcomes as they have their own law that defines them)
Logic: “It is scientifically unheard of that a child would get hit in the face with a ball every school year
Jones luck: kid gets hit in face/head every year of school in ways that no one could have guessed or conjured. Almost humorous in nature after a while.
by Keeping the Auntie status July 07, 2023
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arionna jones

A short girl who tries to fit in, but nobody likes her. She's either friends with a Grace or a Sally. She is horrible at every sport and doesn't know how to play them. She thinks she has some sort of body and thinks she can just get what she wants from crying all the time. She is very funny and wants attention but if you want to have fun bring someone other than an arriona
by AaBbRyRy November 03, 2021
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james jones

dude you're so james jones
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Puffy Jones

A red-headed guy with a high THC tolerance, who is always stoned
Wow look at Puffy! He is so stoned.
Puffy Jones!! What's up??
by harryhti10hi November 21, 2018
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Rhys Honey-Jones

Rhys Honey Jones is an absolute sex beast of a character. Type of erratic bloke that you can’t tell if he’s just done 4 ounces of cold cut Cocaine or just power wanked over his mates cousins.

Usually hench as fuck but no doubt some cunt in the pissend of somewhere is a letdown to the name.

Every time you meet a Rhys Honey-Jones either one of two things with happen. You’ll get your head caved in due to something so petty like him dropping something at his workplace, or you’ll have the most ecstatic time of yer life.
Bloody hell, he’s a mad cunt but he’s no Rhys Honey-Jones son
by Dunno pal I forgot like April 02, 2024
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Sacc Jones

An affectionate term for a person who exceeds expectations in a surprising and powerful way. Sac is the French term for ‘bag’.

Origin unknown, written records show to have been first used by notably French Minnesota Timberwolf, Rudy Gobert, on his Instagram story of future NBA MVP Anthony Edwards (son of Michael Jordan) in the 2022-2023 NBA season.

Slang: sac, saaaaaaaacc, sac jones, jones
After his play in 2023 FIBA, the rest of the country realized that Anthony Edwards is sacc jones; something Minnesota knew all along
by Sacc Thun August 20, 2023
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Joning

Joning-(verb)

Definition:
The act of doing something dumb or foolish, typically a mistake that would usually be made only by beginners.

Originated from the phrase "being a Mr. Jon."
"Bro, did you just rush towards the enemies with no armor? Stop Joning!"
by KamiS4to April 07, 2025
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