texas tea pot

When you gape a chick's arse hole and then dip your nut sack inside

I was banging a chick in the arse last night then gave her the old Texas tea pot

by chilliwillie April 12, 2015

texas gas mask

When a loved poops in a shower cap, then wraps the poop filled shower cap around the loved ones face.

Yo man, i totally just gave my girlfriend a texas gas mask!

by Dick cuckler April 6, 2017

Ben Wheeler, Texas

Good ole country town deep in the heart of East Texas filled with Rednecks and Dip cans.

I heard ole Jimbo passed out at the buckout in Ben Wheeler, Texas.

by Bucknasty03 November 6, 2018

texas hot one

When a women shits on a mans chest.

The kinky motherfucker asked the girl for a texas hot one

by batpenis2 June 7, 2014

Texas Butt Plunge

The act of enforcing ones feces in anothers rectum, therefore they may not be able to poop.

My dad gave me a Texas butt plunge last night because I didn't do my homework.

by Isis Foot Fetish December 23, 2014

Caddo Mills, Texas

Caddo Mills, TX aka Ghetto Mills - A small town east of Dallas on I-30. Commonly known for it's drug-store cowboys, and black guys with white-brain.

Bro, dem niggas from ghetto mills, tx (caddo mills, texas) hate watermelon and chicken.. and they ride horses?! It's like some Darius Rucker wanna be's in dis bitch.

by J[Money] August 3, 2011

Texas Hot Stick

when a guy gets a blowjob by someone with tobasco in their mouth, then fucks that person up the ass.

"Man, my ass hurts- Bob gave me a Texas Hot Stick last night."

by jody June 21, 2006