Texas Police Officer

A sex act where you take off your clothes and then sit in bed checking your phone for an hour and a half, and then eventually some other dude walks in and does the job for you.

Man, I couldn't be bothered having sex last night, so I did the Texas police officer

by Kerrangutan May 29, 2022

Texas Slip-and-Slide

A slip-and-slide composed of trash bags and bbq sause

lets go make a texas slip-and-slide over at cooter's house yeehaw!

by dongkeykong August 05, 2019

Texas Butt Plunge

The act of enforcing ones feces in anothers rectum, therefore they may not be able to poop.

My dad gave me a Texas butt plunge last night because I didn't do my homework.

by Isis Foot Fetish December 24, 2014

Walker the Texas Ranger

A competition between two boys where they go back to back as to support each other over a toilet and shit and the first person to drop a bomb stands up, leaving the looser to fall into the toilet bowl. The winner is then “Walker the Texas Ranger.”

My boy and I were at a party and had to shit, long story short I am now “Walker the Texas Ranger.”

by BigDSwingin970 March 31, 2019

Texas Toast Massacre

when you melt a load of butter, cum in it, and then soak it up to make some fine ass Texas Toast with.

I was so bored and hungry last night I did a Texas Toast Massacre.

by LMF2000 September 20, 2020

texas gas mask

When a loved poops in a shower cap, then wraps the poop filled shower cap around the loved ones face.

Yo man, i totally just gave my girlfriend a texas gas mask!

by Dick cuckler April 06, 2017

Caddo Mills, Texas

Caddo Mills, TX aka Ghetto Mills - A small town east of Dallas on I-30. Commonly known for it's drug-store cowboys, and black guys with white-brain.

Bro, dem niggas from ghetto mills, tx (caddo mills, texas) hate watermelon and chicken.. and they ride horses?! It's like some Darius Rucker wanna be's in dis bitch.

by J[Money] August 03, 2011