kickstand shit

When taking a rather large, long shit it literally props one's ass hence a kickstand shit.

I was so constipated in jail that after eight days I finally produced a kickstand shit!!

by ScotyD July 17, 2017

shit whift

The nauseating whiff of shit smell wafting from the restroom as the door swings open and closed.

After Matt left the restroom, I nearly puked in my chowder from the shit whift.

by Chedwardo January 15, 2018

Digiorno shits

Rapid coleorectal weight loss precipitated by the consumption of Digiorno pizza.

I was up from 4am till 6am emptying everything I had in my colon. I only ate two slices, but I still got a case of the Digiorno shits.

by Pdog85 November 10, 2017

Shit Romney

An aspiring Politician with a knack for sticking his head up his ass!

When is ol' Romney, going to stop being a Shit Romney?

by Mr. PARKIN February 6, 2020

shit happenz

when something happens when you least expect it and you don't want it to happen that way but you can't change it.

"Shit happenz in relationships."

by pdolfo May 12, 2010

Shit Deck

A poop deck that you actually poop on.

Do poop on the shit deck!

by Mr. Twinkieface December 21, 2020

shit scamper

The awkward dance that you do on your way to the toilet, so you don't shit yourself.

I had to shit scamper out of meeting before I made a mess on the floor.

by TheJames333 March 19, 2016