St. Thomas Side Wonk

Name of a wavy sidewalk on Holland Street in St. Thomas, Ontario, Canada.
One could say it's a representation of the city's gene pool.

Did you see that skid trip and fall on the St. Thomas Side Wonk?

by J00n10r August 12, 2019

Thomas Core

When an accident occurs that is both funny and improbable; a situation that would only happen to a Thomas. Something that would happen to a cartoon character.

Aw the door knob just fell off the door. That’s so Thomas core.

by RedMoonRising January 11, 2024

Thomas

The whitest being to ever step foot on planet earth

Person 1: so how did you become blind
Blind person: I looked at Thomas

by Jared the wanking pelican July 21, 2023

Thomas Davis

Large and in charge/ "wide with pride" - quote from Thomas Davis

Is that Thomas Davis, I can hear him walking , he's shaking the ground.

by ThOmAs_DaViS May 19, 2023

Thomas

Big dick! Stong sex game! Deep eyes that catch you by surprise. Bad tempered but means well a Thomas is a catch and every night one to remember.

I slept with Thomas, wow what a night!

by Jjhindle1586 November 23, 2021

Thomas

A socially retarded white teenager who is captain of 4 different meme-making industries. He likes to write books and design video games for other people, but he's paid minimum wage. He claims he's good at the piano but the only songs he really even knows how to play is a shitload of nursery rhymes and All Star. When it comes to the ladies he's about as smooth as sandpaper covered in broken glass. He gets roasted on the daily by everybody in his school, but he uses their insults as an advantage to make more memes.

"Hey gee wizz, I should talk to that girl over there I like"
"Thomas, no don't. You'll act socially retarded again."
"PFFT. Nahh"
-Walks over to girl-
"...I DESPERATELY WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO A SCHOOL BOY"
-Gets pepper sprayed-

by That random guy thing November 10, 2018

Ken Thomas

Australian (specifically Victoria) - A more polite way of calling someone a cunt.

Australians are quite fond of using the word cunt but there are cases where your audience would be offended or outraged. Using Ken Thomas instead, provides camouflage to your insult.

Not to be used in a positive sense. Aka sick cunt, mad cunt.

You're making a fool out of me in front of everyone, you absolute Ken Thomas.

You're acting like a bloody Ken Thomas.

Are you trying to be a Ken Thomas? Because you're succeeding.

You're a Ken Thomas!

That guy was such a Ken Thomas!

by DhaliLlaminator July 18, 2024