one egg short

one car short of twelve.

Lil Wayne- King Kong

"I’m one egg short, I’m just tryin to get a dozen."

by n.oNigga January 8, 2008

runny egg ass

A type off ass on a woman which resembles sunny side up eggs jiggling on a plate. Also the type of shit you have after a long night of draft beer drinking.

Man 1: "gross look at that bitches ass."

Man 2: "I know you would figure she wouldn't wear spandex with that runny egg ass!"

Second definition:

Man 1: "dude I got so fucked up last night and today I'm shitting goo."

Man 2:"aww man you got runny egg ass!"

Man 1: "yea I need some toast cuz this tp isn't cutting it."

by toomanyumbrellas December 3, 2009

Egg McCocky

Synonym for a McDonald's Egg McMuffin.

I'm gonna bang that hooker then eat some Egg McCocky.

by Danny Dizeets December 28, 2008

egg-warez

see egg-ware

hey man u know any good egg-warez sites?

by dabigpig May 21, 2004

Egg drop soup

When a person earns their redwings by licking up a woman's thick soupy monthly, and in the process, inadvertently swallows the chicks unfertilized egg.

I got way to drunk last night and ate out my girl friend. The bitch didn't tell me she was on the rag, and I think I had some egg drop soup.

by Man-O-Whore May 30, 2006

Laying a brown egg

To inexplicably crap your pants, especially when squatting down to do something.

John was laying a brown egg when doing too many forced squats.

by Captaindeadboi May 6, 2021

Pound your egg

A droll and catchy pick up line guaranteed to woo the ladies,

I thought maybe after a chardonnay and a strawberry torte, we could go back to my place and I could.. You know...Pound your egg.

by The Seeker!!!!22 April 19, 2009