Fake Friend

You think you can count on them, but they will disappoint you not 1 nor 2 nor 3 times but until you realise you're being tricked by them.

"You know Maria? She's a fake friend. She used me and now she's sorry, because she needs me again."

by It’s Lina; March 14, 2020

Head Friends

Demons. In your head. They never leave, you can’t outrun them. Therefore you will never escape. Your trapped. Forever encumbered, feeling like you have personal debt. Seek help, or do what I do. Befriend them. JabbaSY ...

The head friends talk to me all the time. They tell me it’s all going to be okay. I trust them.

by JabbaSY June 29, 2020

Anti friend

Basically your enemy, someone who you can’t tolerate. You’d rather be alone than hang out with them.

Devin: Kevin is mean, narcissistic, and a liar. I don’t understand how he has friends at all, he’s my anti friend.

by nutella137 September 7, 2020

Breast friend

Your best friend whom also happens to have nice breasts.

Why don't you bring Crystal next time?
She's my breast friend, so I'm perpetually stuck in the friend zone. She'll probably leave with some asshole, after I paid for everything.

by Chr1sDalt0n October 21, 2020

Friend-lust

A term that is supposed to mean that you have a very strong desire to be friends but someone but can come off as creepily sexual and overly forceful

Tolu: Shryans was going to talk to me but I mentioned my friend-lust for him and he got scared

by rachelsennotstits September 15, 2017

True friend

A true friend is someone who will tell you how it is. They will tell you your mistakes and guide you through them. They will love you and care for you and that’s why they want the best for you.

Wow Natasha is a true friend! Don’t you think?

by Nigga101here October 4, 2017

extendo friend

An individual who you only socially interact with when a mutual friend of both of you is present. Without the link holding you two, you both have no reason to talk making it awkward with out the friend.

"Hey! Have you heard from Nina since Matt's birthday party?"
"Nah man, she's an extendo friend to me. I don't really know her."

by ffffffffffffff3343555 March 23, 2017