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Cracker Wall

A wall of crackers, with the cracker boxes piled high to warn off other crackers from entering an area
Thats a huge Cracker Wall
by Wypipo whisperer September 7, 2019
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Tater Crackers

I told my cousin to bring somethin’ for the BBQ, and this dude shows up with so many tater crackers, I’m like, ‘You tryin’ to snack us to death or cater a NASCAR race?
by Tom Bombadom December 27, 2024
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The Whole Cracker Barrel

When someone is such a cracker, that they cannot just be called a cracker. This term can only be used to describe the pastiest of the pasty, the dumbest of the dumb, the blondest of the blond, and the people who spend 10 hours a day on TikTok.
Person 1: Damn, check out this new TikTok challenge

Person 2: Nah get the fuck out my house, you ain't the cracker you the whole cracker barrel.
by fishpickles May 2, 2022
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Cracker Whore

Noun/racial slur: a cracker whore is a white trash hillbilly, probably addicted to drugs and most definitely has a trailer that smells strongly of cigarettes and Budlight, who is loose in the goose if you know what I mean. (They get around. They do the doggy style and complete the missionary quite often.) They are also notoriously unfaithful to their partners and non committal. They’re also more likely to commit spousal abuse and have an untrained dog with fleas that they treat better than their own spouse.
1.) Daisy-Mae from down the street is such a god awful, tuna fish smelling cracker whore that she slept with the entire football team and gave them all and STD in Jr. year.

2.) Hunter from the trailer across the road is the kind of Cracker whore that will kiss his flea bitten dog on the mouth before he kisses someone else’s wife in his own marital bed that he bought after his engagement to his current partner.

3.) Luke is such a fucking cracker whore that he tricks people into thinking he’s changed and isn’t a homophobe or transphobe anymore just so he can trick a female into trusting him and then asks those same people to sell him cucking pornography when he knows they’re financially struggling and then hits them with more transphobia by suprise after they’ve already sold their bodies to him while he sleeps with a ton of other poor women who don’t know what a trashy ass skank he is at the same time.
by NotURmomsLIB June 21, 2024
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Cracker Shacker

(1) Someone who has exclusively romantic relationships with White people
(2) Someone who roommate with only white people
by EmJayee January 3, 2019
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Cracker Barrel Head

Dummy. Worst of the worst. Someone who grabs the worst crackers from the remains of a barrel.
Dave walked onto the job site without his tape measure. That cracker barrel head!
by Randor Hentgane July 12, 2023
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Reverse Cracker

The opposite of a cracker- a stupid nigger
Brad: "Hey Carter, hows it been?"
Carter: "Its been good, I have been making good progress on my Spiderman sex robot project! How about you?"
Brad: "I..its been fine, haha."
Carter: "Hey Brad, look over there on the sidewalk, it's a stupid reverse cracker!"
Brad: "Whats a reverse cracker?"
Carter: "The opposite of a cracker, silly!"
Brad: "So you mean a--"
Carter: "STUPID GOD DAMNED NIGGER!"
Brad: "Alright, I gotta go, see ya."
Brad: *Runs off offended as Brad is African*
by ThatsjustHowitis June 3, 2019
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