Donkey shit

A person that is bad at cod or a person named Michael

Michael is donkey shit at the game

by 2koldd November 12, 2020

Shit-ton

264.2 gallons of human shit.

That's 264.2 gallons of vodka!
That's a shit-ton of vodka!

by treephalanges April 26, 2011

shitting bricks out of a duck’s bum

It means “to push something large through a small hole or entrance that can be very painful or difficult to get rid of”.

(Feeling constipated)
“Man, I’m gonna be shitting bricks out of a duck’s bum if don’t poop soon”.

by Miltalie November 16, 2023

Shit On A Biscuit

When you see something that blows your mind

Someone:I just won a a championship

Protagonist:Well shit on a biscuit that's f****** great my friend

by Random Fucker 1212 July 28, 2022

Shit Mane

A way to say shit man but you accidentally type it with an E.

"I wanna fucking die"
"shit mane me too."
"bruh why the fuck you wanna shit on mane"
"sorry man I meant shit man"

by a disappointment :) October 11, 2020

shit ballz

when u realize something sounds stupid asf or suprised

Person1:bro did u see that girl got expelled?
you:oh shit ballz

by shit ballz March 25, 2022

Fake a Shit

The act of hiding out in the bathroom stall while checking your phone for a 1/2 hour

Chad pulled a fake a shit, I heard, his phone, playing angry birds while he was in the shitter

by Psyko Tek May 31, 2014