follow your norms

A dumbass way of saying follow the rules that is so over used it makes my eardrums bleed until I die of blood loss.

"FOLLOW YOUR NORMS!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by I got your band folder March 24, 2016

telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same lame ones over and over again

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma August 25, 2013

Suck Your Dad

When I suck your dad so much that his stick turns purple and falls off into my mouth and I swallow it.

I suck your dad every day.

by EINHJFJUE May 23, 2023

your mum

maternal insult

your mum!

by Master Bitchington January 28, 2022

Lightning In Your Veins

To be hot-blooded. Usually a phrase type used in sports when you tend to blow it in a tense situation and are the total opposite of clutch

When the game is on the line you tend to have Lightning in Your Veins.

by CookieOz222 May 30, 2021

Slap your sandwich

Code word used in front on children for intercourse with your wife or girlfriend

I can’t wait for the kids to go to bed so I can slap your sandwich baby girl

by Sex with girlfriend November 27, 2020

your dad

your dad is gone

the reason you have to milk is because your dad is gone

by Jesus watches you sleep May 3, 2022