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Snookered my pants

He was running to the toilet so fast cos The brown of his turd was touching the white of his pants.
I was dying for a shit. I think I've snookered my pants.
by Fistofsausages December 5, 2020
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My uwus flew!

A phrase for when something is cute or wholesome, similar to the positive definition of 'That hit me in my feels.' Intended to show that something is so cute or wholesome that it's had a stronger effect on you than simply going 'aww, cute' and moving on.

Variations include 'My uwus have flown', 'My uwus, they flew!', and other phrases like that-as long as the uwus are gone, the meaning remains.
Bunny: Look at these sting ray pups! They're smiling!
Alice: My uwus flew!
by It_Goes_Snicker_Snack December 5, 2020
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In my blood by imagine dragons

Ah, in my blood by imagine dragons. As you may know, Lisa cimorelli claims that "she has never heard this song before." Many people choose to believe that's not true. This is an iconic line and will haunt Lisa Cimorelli till she grows old. Hopefully one day she'll do a cover but I dont think it's in her blood to do it.
"In my blood by imagine dragons? I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT SONG BEFORE!!"
by laurencimswife December 7, 2020
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My Blue

The person who is always there for you. A calm and responsible person that you can trust and depend on even when you've hurt them.
"Who would do you call when you're sad"
"My Blue. They're always there for me"
by Troykiekie December 8, 2020
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im on my ass

something you would say when you are super drunk/high but at the same time relaxed.
“im on my ass now that i took 2 bong hits and an edible
by aidenthetank December 9, 2020
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shit my titties

A literal or metaphorical term that can be used for a variety of purposes, including an expression of anger or fear.
I shit my titties preparing for my interview.
M was so annoyed, she shit her titties.
Ah, go shit your titties.
by Clouds of Magellan December 9, 2020
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My nigga

A homie or a family member that your close to
Harry: ayy yo man your my nigga
Jay: safe one my nigga
by You nans wide pussy December 9, 2020
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