shit cranking

when two people are fucking and you rip shit out of the others ass and stuff it in there mouth until they choke to death

i was shit cranking my gramma cuz she yelled at me

by LilButNuster May 27, 2024

about to beat my shit

Bouta choke the chicken

Friend 1: “I’m about to beat my shit”
Friend 2: “can I join?”

by Chokingmychicken1358 January 16, 2025

Sit, shit & split

When you have a last minute, unavoidable need to quickly poop, before dashing out somewhere important.

My lunch break is nearly over, but I need to sit, shit & split.

by Teuchtar73 December 18, 2019

Oh shit

Probably one of the most commonly used phrases after hurting your self or realizing something shitty happened. Sometimes you just say oh shit just to piss off your friends.

Person 1: “OH SHIT”
Person 2: “What why you swearing
Person 1: “ I don’t know I just felt like it

Person 2: “Die”

Person 1: “ OH SHIT”
Person 2 “ What happened you good?”
Person 1 “NO I JUST STUBBED MY TOE THAT SHIT HURTS”

by ThatMoronInTheBack November 21, 2022

On some shit like that

Being bold, shocking

Stranger: I bet you won’t post yo nigga rn

Stranger 2: *Posts her nigga*
Stranger 2: On some shit like that

by nnni1 August 21, 2023

Plumpy Shit

Plumpy shit, is a thing when you shit yourself two times and you do have the plumpiest shit

Eyo Gorge your plumpy shit is awesome!

by Kizz_ May 18, 2022

Shit-stick

When a place/item that’s supposed to be a luxury, gets extremely disheveled, and worn down

“The hotel had been left for so long, it practically became a Shit-stick”

by REyoyER March 21, 2020