Poseidon’s Dick

When you are pooping and it’s so long that when you pinch it off it slides down the back side of your ball sack.

Jesus dude I took such a big shit I got touched by Poseidon’s Dick!

by Gnaja April 1, 2025

dick

the best dick you will ever get

omg his dick is so good

by hoeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees November 27, 2018

flavored dick

During oral sex a dude will take a huge fat vape cloud, blowing on the dudes dick which then flavors it as something else.

Bro, she gace me flavored dick so hard.

by Swiis April 19, 2018

Yeast dick

When you get the flu and can't shower for a month straight, your dick gets dirty and yeast-infested

Jeff take a fucking shower, you got yeast dick

by Phaggotwithahardr September 12, 2017

National grab dick day

On April 19 all girls must go up to at least one guy and grab their dick anything can happen after that ; )

1- hey why did you grab my dick
2- it’s national grab dick day ;)
1- ok then;)

by John Cena 2222222 April 13, 2019

Dick

He was there, sitting with a bulge inside his pants. God that made me horny. He was one of the lady’s most wished guy. I sit next to him. “Follow me” he says. He grabs my hand and drags me upstairs, into his room. When we got inside, he aggressively pushes his lips against mine. We make out for what seemed like hours. I then make a move and push him on the bed. I take my shirt off leaving my naked tits. He takes his pants off, leaving his 7 inch dick. I take my pants and panties off and let him burst into me. I moan his name in pleasure.

We fuck for the rest of the day.

He has a massive dick!

by ThatDefinitionGirl November 14, 2020

Twiddley dick

A penis that is likely to snap during intermate moments

It was at a crucial moment during sex that James herd a snap from his twiddley dick

by Absolute belta October 10, 2016