shit.

when shit is not good enough to be said so you add a fucking dot to it

SHIT.

by idontknowstopit September 16, 2018

shit on my helmet

When a man is performing anal sex and upon pulling out discovers there is shit caked under/around his penis head.

You need to flush out better next time... I've got shit on my helmet!

by Cooptastic November 20, 2015

shit

Shit is used as an cuss word but also it can mean poop.

EWW you’re shit smells like meldo bro wtf

by 💉🐁🩸ratblood February 28, 2022

shit fifty

The amount an employee gets paid at a crappy minimum wage job.

She despised her new job, mainly because it paid shit fifty an hour.

by Quin C. D. February 20, 2021

squash shit

end disputes

end the drama
leave it all behind

when squashing shit, you leave all drama behind , every inch of anger has to be left behind

"dude just fight him, squash shit "
"yeah me and jessica squashed shit , no more drama"

by rumplestilskin1234567890 February 12, 2014

Dog Shit

A common unpleasant surprise one can find on their shoe after going on a walk in the park. Also it sticks nicely to your shoe and will enter every crevice of the bottom of your shoe as to make it nearly impossible to completely get rid of, so a tiny bit will be on your shoe permanently.

Sometimes after you return from a walk in the park, you're treated to dog shit on the bottom of your shoe that you have to scrape off bit by bit because nothing else will work.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx December 18, 2020

Shit Tired

A really messy shit the next day after sleeping later than normal. Usually best graphically represented by a snapchat.

Ben: "I know it's past my bedtime, but it's Friday so I thought I'd treat myself to 1 o'clock."
Me: ""Careful! You're gonna shit tired tomorrow man."

by YellowAngel May 17, 2013