shit

Something you cannot possess while living in the city of Detroit, Michigan.

Someone stole my fucking porch. I opened my door and fell. You can't have shit in Detroit.

by Charmille McButterbuns June 15, 2020

Bloody shit

It means like scared and like afraid

Sam:omg the cops are coming

Xavier:bloody shit

by Chrris February 14, 2021

The La Veta Cabin Shit Incident

Everyone ate undercooked chicken. All bathrooms were in use. Pants were shitted in.

Do you remember the La Veta Cabin Shit Incident?

Oh yeah, I do remember

by Florbenschtein December 14, 2020

Bite my shit off

A line used to tell someone to fuck off by creating the visual image of a person using their mouth to cut a shit off as it leaves the sphincter.

"Does that broken leg hurt?"
"Bite my shit off!"

by captaintumeke May 31, 2022

Trojan shit

When you shit a turd that happens to be in the shape of a wooden horse.

Hey! I think he just dropped the Trojan shit!

by Bojojo109 August 23, 2011

shitting down

when you need to shit so bad so as your sitting down on the toilet the poop starts flooding out

“man that burrito was brutal it had me shitting down by the time i got to the bathroom”

by Starbucksandfieldhockey01 November 11, 2021

pant shit

when you shit in someones pants and they put them on and it looks like they've shit themselves

"bruh did you just pull a pant shit on kyle"

by killagamer69 June 6, 2021