Dip-shits

The uncontrollable urge to defecate after a dip of tobacco. Also called Copenhagen cause colonic cathartic crisis.

Every time Chad takes a dip of morning Copenhagen, his Dip-shits ensues within minutes!

by Ofashea June 13, 2025

Shit Flusher

A total retard who uses a 5 gallon bucket of water to flush their toilet, splattering shit all over the place, for like 10 fucking years, rather than repair their toilet or get a new one.

That dudes house is a piss soaked, shit splattered shit hole! That shit flusher is fucked up!

by No Mercy June 16, 2025

Mongolian Shit Funnel

A disgusting act of freezing a funnel to someone’s lips and then shitting into it.

feeling freaky babe? Lets do that Mongolian Shit Funnel I have been hearing about.

by Joseph Porkinsins June 17, 2025

Dog shit

Dallas tx way of saying “ a lot of money”

We having dog shit

by Definethesouf June 21, 2025

Shit slob

A shit slob is a dirt slob who wears shit stained underwear and doesn't wipe his foul stinky dirty fucking ass.

It sucks to work or live around a dirty filthy disgusting greasy ass shit slob! They're the sort of people that make an entire city turn depressing and make you want to move out of town.

by Bill Beef July 4, 2025

2 shits to sunday

The phrase you say when someone asks what, when, where, how, and why something or someone is the way it is, basicly the answer to every question.

My bio mother: why do you hate me

Me: 2 shits to sunday

Person in background: DAMNNNNN!!!

by Unhinged Farris wheel July 7, 2025

Shit Your Shat

Verb; to shoot your shot without having a chance.

Go Shit Your Shat & Show the World!

by Schnazzle G July 8, 2025