Heavenly Father, bear witness as I show you the strength of your creation

When you're about to be solo'ing an army and need strength

You: "Heavenly Father, bear witness as I show you the strength of your creation"

Enemy army: *Running away from fear as you lock in*

by Fluph February 23, 2025

what brand is your microwave

Often used when ppl don't want the conversation to end so they say this.

"Yeah I still have to go to 5th period"
"Oh okay"
"What brand is your microwave"

by Yobaddiewithafatty February 23, 2025

Deflate your waterbed

When you give your homie that veiny ahh zick

Ayy foe I’m boutta deflate your waterbed.

by The Dickllerrr February 24, 2025

《¤》Balls《¤》In《¤》Your《¤》Mouth《¤》baLls《¤》Iun《¤》yoUur《¤》moUth《¤》ballS《¤》iN《¤》youR《¤》moutH《¤》

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《¤》Balls《¤》In《¤》Your《¤》Mouth《¤》baLls《¤》Iun《¤》yoUur《¤》moUth《¤》ballS《¤》iN《¤》youR《¤》moutH《¤》

by FrenchVanillaSake February 25, 2025

National Slime out your hb day

February 26th is National Slime out your hb day

“It’s Feb 26th, which is National Slime out your hb day. I need to slime out chanti.”

by vljorgelv February 25, 2025

Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my monster goes

this is when someone want to get freaky with you gay or not you better get ready.

"Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my MONSTER goes.."
"no?"
"too late."

by doihijvkbnjkbdjkBFJ February 26, 2025

put your helmet on

a saying for retarded people

“Put your helmet on retard!”

by ChubsOrdinary February 26, 2025