2020 shit

Situations that seem so ridiculous, they would fit right into 2020.

A: Did you hear? A real sharknado appeared in Haiti!
B: Yeah, thats some 2020 shit.

by Vutuyashi November 23, 2020

Shit Sock

A mechanical device that is used in the sphincter area to reduce back pressure on an incomming turd loaf. Device resembles a pvc pipe coated in lanolin. See also Tennessee bowlbuster and Mississippi Mudd Buster

Good lord! That turd got stuck in my ass so bad that I had to opt for the shit sock device!

by Theshattalker April 11, 2017

Shit Stick

Shit stick is another name for a cigar. The bigger the cigar the more it looks like a stick of tightly rolled dog shit.

Ewwww....that man (or woman) has a shit stick in his/her mouth.

What does Sigmund Freud, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Clinton have in common? That love having shit sticks in their mouths.

by I hate shit sticks September 18, 2021

The Old Shit Sprinkler

when someone is secret agent style clinging to the roof and get the case of the liquid shits and it sprays down on the people below

i was sneaking into 7 eleven and i accidentally gave the store worker the case of the old shit sprinkler

by marcydibbatome June 30, 2020

shit shaker

A raggedy ass car.

I'm bout ready to get rid of this shit shaker. I can't get no women driving this!

by LeAndrie Deal June 26, 2016

The shit that he don't share

Illicit drugs that are people hoard,greedily, like it's the last drugs they will ever see again.

That must be some fire ass shit. He is stingy with it. That is the shit that he don't share!

by Vanessamaria November 29, 2020

shit

Acronym: sugar honey iced tea

I had some SHIT for snack today

I don't give a SHIT

I took a SHIT at the store

by DaCuteRaccoon February 6, 2022