Rainy day fuck fest

When it is rainy out and you want a huge orgy

"What are you doing tomorrow because the game is canceled because of rain "
" I'm throwing a rainy day fuck fest do you want to come"

by JDADDY97 January 19, 2016

headlines headlines fuck it man

A quote by the Choi Hansol. Meaning to fuck shit up and become one of the higher caliber.

Me: What do you want to do tonight?
Choi Hansol: Headlines Headlines fuck it man!

by ingridclifford1995 March 30, 2016

metric shit-fuck ton

Unit of Measurement: A Metric Shit-Fuck Ton is Metric Shit Load multiplied by a Metric Fuck Ton
Adjective: An amount of any substance, product, space or people that exceeded a rational thought and reasonable description.

Example: 2 Metric Shit Loads x 7 Metric Fuck Tons = 14 Shit-Fuck Tons

1) "Bro! Do we have enough booze for the party tonight?" , "Yeah Dude! We got a Metric Shit-Fuck Ton!"
2) "Hey Buddy! Is there enough room for the new Foosball table?", "Yeah Buddy! There's like 3 Metric Shit-Fuck Tons of room!"
3) "How much stupidity can one person posses??", "Judging by his actions, I'm going to say a Shit-Fuck Ton..."

by 214_west_wash March 16, 2020

people are just fucking stupid

Damn poor u 😔

I can’t say nothin here soooooo.....people are just fucking stupid so I can even POST THIS 🙄

by PotatoQueenAA December 5, 2020

FUCKING TWAT-FACED DICK'ED

The most British roast ever

WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE YA FUCKING TWAT-FACED DICK'ED?!

by mosqitoburito May 1, 2021

fuck all jack shit

When there is nothing to care about nothing, a combination of Fuck All and Jack Shit to mean that nobody cares about nothing

John: We literally have nothing to eat and we have no money to eat out.
James: Well fuck all jack shit we'll just use our credit cards to buy food

by coeryxtynt February 9, 2023

I fucked your mom

This phrase is what a 9 year old days when he looses a match of fortnite 1v1

Jimmy:Haha bitch boy I won
Toxic bitch: I fucked your mom
Jimmy: fuck you
Toxic bitch: what I did to your mom last night
Jimmy: uni reverse card bitch
(Jimmy has left the party)
Toxic bitch: GÖD DÄMÎT

by Zia (no homo is gay) January 18, 2021