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you selfish fuck

A person who is being very selfish to the point it gets annoying.
person: im not giving you any food since you ate mine
me: its because you haven't fed me for weeks you selfish fuck.
by your mom's fav ♥ September 27, 2021
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You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!

A less explicit version of "You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!" It means that no matter how hard they try, no one will be able to catch anything.
While a pack of dogs chased a cat, the cat insulted them by saying, "You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!"
by GallopingSausage April 15, 2019
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I love you twice

I love you twice- A song by Huh Yunjin, she wrote this song while dedicating it to her members in Le Sserafim. She loves her members twice as much.
You might use this to say you love someone twice as much as they love you.
"I love you"
"I love you twice"
by Spikiey September 26, 2023
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Peak for you

When you experience an absolute deadness or something shit happens to you
Your mate gets cheated on, you say peak for you
by Will lister May 6, 2022
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Well you would

Answer to the question Why wouldn't ya?
Greg - So, Head Santa. I seek an answer to the age old question, which has occupied my every thought for these past months. Why wouldn't ya?

Head Santa - Well you would!
by Mike Jones January 10, 2004
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I love you with tuberculosis

TB is short for Therapeutic Boundaries but it is also short for Tuberculosis. “I love you with tuberculosis” means I love you with therapeutic boundaries.

This term is very good for people who are not in a relationship to express love and appreciation for each other while still understanding that there are mutual boundaries.

It can be used for any person and saying it to each person means something very different. Boundaries are commonly individualized for each relationship.
A: “goodbye! I love you with tuberculosis!
B: “you too man”
*hugs*
by TreeFrog278 June 18, 2023
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go kys and noone loves you

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you : go kys and noone loves you
by anonymous February 4, 2024
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