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You are Cooked

A term that refers to when you are completely screwed and are in a terrible situation.

Synonym for: You are done for.
"It is 11:40pm and you only finished 10% of the homework due at 11:59pm. You aren't finishing that, you are cooked!"
by salam25 September 8, 2025
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Why did you look this up?

Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. 🤗💩🦄😇😱🖕
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I love you with TB

TB is short for Therapeutic Boundaries so “I love you with TB” means I love you with therapeutic boundaries.

This term is very good for people who are not in a relationship to express love and appreciation for each other while still understanding that there are mutual boundaries.

It can be used for any person and saying it to each person means something very different. Boundaries are commonly individualized for each relationship.
A: “I love you with TB. I just want you to know.”
B: “Awww thank you! I love you with TB too!”
by TreeFrog278 June 18, 2023
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You smell badder

guy1: "you smell badder"
guy2: "no u"
by 11101001010111 May 22, 2019
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lick before you lap

The doggie-variation of da famous "scope wid yer peepuhz before you jump in wid both feet" proverb, this advises all furry canines to carefully sniff/taste something for true safety/edibility before guzzling it down.
Fido with soap-bubbles fizzing out his nostrils Gee whillikerz --- I shoulda followed my mama's advice to "lick before you lap" --- I shoulda known that bucket was fulla used dishwater before I greedily stuck my thirsty snout into it!
by QuacksO July 9, 2018
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We try our best, and yet this is how you treatise!

How a group of people grumbles regarding a supervisor, mayor, journalist, historian, or other influential mucky-muck who publishes a less-than-favorable report about said body of citizenry.
Teenage parishioners, in a letter of protest to their local abstinence-and-chastity-ranting minister who'd recently written an article admitting to having "gotten some" from one or more females other than his wife: How can you expect us to ignore our basic urges and desires when YOU YOURSELF won't even exert yourself adequately?! We try our best, and yet this is how you treatise!
by QuacksO July 9, 2023
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you just weren’t outside

something you say to someone when they weren’t present during an event/when something was happening.
Matt: do you remember when good luck charlie first came out

Alexa: no
Matt: you just weren’t outside🤦 ♂️
by mdrrr the daddy November 9, 2024
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