Shit

Shit is from the ass. A nice gift for christmas. It can be red grey brown red or rainbow 🌈. Kids love it. I made a brown.

I shit my pants

by Shityasswhore June 4, 2018

shit factor

N. The opposite of an "it factor". The undefinable quality that makes some one unlikable.

Ben Affleck's shit factor is off the charts

by JoeStizzy March 11, 2017

Shit

A Chromebook

This is Shit like a chromebook

by Dipp Shitt January 17, 2020

Shit in the shed

An old saying, expressing great annoyance. Originates from the early 1800s, first used when individuals desperate for the toilet found the only lavatory to be engaged.

I'm already in here, find somewhere else! Shit in the shed!

by J_N_C August 5, 2014

shitting gummy bears

Being a victim of an unfortunate situation that you haven’t foreseen. Being taken by surprise.

Oh my god, I’m shitting gummy bears, my computer just stopped working as I was doing a livestream for 300 people…

by 5m4r7y April 28, 2022

Puking shits

When you are vomiting and have the runs at the same time. Hence, Puking shits.

#1: Bro, you weren't at work today, the boss is mad as fuck.

#2: Man, I was sick. I had the puking shits.

#1: Oh. It's a good idea you didn't come to work then.

by Pepsi max drinking white man June 14, 2010

Slippery shits

The kind of shit that leaves your crack feeling slimy. When you wipe, the toilet paper glides over your crack like it's sliding down a slip and slide.

I made jalapeno poppers last night, now I have the slippery shits.

by Arhs28 July 9, 2022