dirty faellen

During covid-19, when you get so horny that you decide to order a pizza with extra jalapeno peppers, then proceed to take a huge shit and freeze it in a condom, so that it is a huge dildo. Then, with this dildo, fuck yourself whilst playing Minecraft on a Twitch livestream and constantly scream "fuck the police" with your frozen shit dildo.

Oh man, I got so bored that I did a dirty faellen last night.

by cooldetective September 28, 2020

Dirty Penguin

The use of the nose to stimulate a girls vigina. It can be used as foreplay or a way to lead to orgasm.

-Have you lost your virginity?
-No but James did the dirty penguin on me last night.

by Screw_JayDuck October 21, 2020

Dirty Joe Willis

When you pin a female up against your wardrobe and subsequently snap your banjo in two, forcing the female to retreat to your hairless older brother.

"Hey Geoff! Why are you in pain?"
"I just gave Gina a Dirty Joe Willis last night!"
"Damn dude, you better get that seen to."

by Jack Willa October 21, 2020

Dirty Director

A man who likes to look up pictures of womens boobs on company time

See him? He's a bit of a dirty director

by Cat1011 October 21, 2020

dirty hajro

A dirty hajro is when your fucking a woman from behind and pulling her hair then pull out and cum inside her mouth.

Once you go dirty hajro you don't go back.

by Diertedeedz October 21, 2020

dirty totiona

The act of violently shitting diarrhea in the bed at 3am and being angry with your husband about it. Even though you did it.

"last night my wife pulled a Dirty Totiona, she was so mad at me and I didn't even do anything.

by BORN2SAW October 21, 2020

Dirty Loredana

When you ask a girl to give you a sample of her period blood as well as her shit so that you can blend it in a nutribullet And rub it all over yourself while you fuck her doggy style on the floor as she’s dressed as a Walmart peppa pig

I’ll let you use my Amex card if we can pull a dirty loredana

by AnnabelleandherWAP October 21, 2020