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I'm in lesbians with you

A saying used to tell someone, often a Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World fan, that you're in love with them. According to Scott, it's the L word, But according to Wallace, the L word is love.
Person 1: "Dude i'm in lesbians with you"
Person 2: "Oh lesbian? I support you"
Person 1: "no, I'm in LESBIANS with you!!!"
by Cammyreal August 21, 2024
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you smell, you shit?

A lowbrow and grammatically incorrect way of insulting an Englishman; Commonly used by Chinese people.
"Alright, an example: You smell, you shit?"
by DDLZC April 16, 2017
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All your mates are backing you up

A phrase used to signify that the subject has little to no support on their opinion
Jimmy: I think that we should all get more homework
John: All your mates are backing you up, trust me!
by Pavement Misuse September 10, 2018
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Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please

An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.

First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.
“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”
by MotherEarthFracker January 6, 2024
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You lost.

What you say to a wehraboo or neo-nazi acting like they're smart.
Wehraboo: "Germany was strong and invincible in WW2!"
Sane human being: "You lost."
by awdhjaowfh December 31, 2023
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I love you more

Devon: I love you

Madi: I love you more

Devon: false

Madi: no
by Bigmeat07 February 14, 2022
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you know im shittin

Expending wealth at the onset of success
I work hard and besides, you know im shittin
by safe23 August 22, 2011
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