Your mom

The answer to every question

Steve: what are we doing tomorrow

you: your mom

by Anonymous1102 December 17, 2018

Marshmallow your mum

A disgusting sex act.

Phil Lester: "I'll marshmallow your mum"

by LoonyRadish October 31, 2017

Color Your Night

The greatest song to every exist in the history of music, goes so hard it made a guy turn into a wall

Bro: "Hey man, have you heard of color your night?"
Me: "ANOTHER WANDER IN THE NIGHT, LET ME PAINT THE VIEW, COLOR THE TOWN WITH MY LIGHT, FOR EVERY MOMENT SHARED WITH YOU"

by cornlandian_fool June 21, 2024

Give your girlfriend a hoodie day

On January 6th you must give your girlfriend a hoodie. It doesn’t matter how long you have been together just give her a hoodie.

Today’s give your girlfriend a hoodie day isn’t yet
Yea it is

by Midnightsky123 January 3, 2021

Shit your pants in class day

On this day you should shit your pants in class regardless of age. It is on feburary 1st

Hey broski, today is shit your pants in class day! Don't forget to take a massive dookie in your pants today during class!!!

by elfiefaeboi January 15, 2024

Your mom

A 1rst grade comeback that only children 2 and up use. If you still use it, your a gay little bitch

“HEY YOUR A IDIOT” “your mom”

by Iatecrapwhatyougonnado November 23, 2020

International send your sick boyfriend nakkey pictures day

On this auspicious day it is customary for one to provide your ailing boyfriend with nakkey pictures, to cheer him up from his wallowing misery.

Person one: Alas, it is October 18th, and my body is ailing, please bestow upon me

pictures of your nakkey self, I shall cherish them.

Person two: of course my beloved.

Because it is October 18th (international send your sick boyfriend nakkey pictures day) this is a normal interaction.

by Mr.Foley October 18, 2025