shit bit

when you get bit by a mosquito while shitting

Beyoncé got shit bit this morning!

by mauruje May 25, 2022

gentle shit

when a guy tries to be a gentleman but is actually a complete asshole.

He was a little gentle shit last night, never texting him back again.

by Kinkypokemon December 11, 2016

Dip-tator-shit

A governing body over Canada with the name Justin TRUDEAU, who primarily seeks to bankrupt Canada until total control of weak and poor Canadians is achieved. Telling sovereign Canadians that they are bigoted Nazis in hopes that other Canadian liberals will turn on the wise who seek to defend their very freedom. End the tyrany

Have you heard of Justin Trudeau's dip-tator-shit, yes he appears to be a dip shit dictator!

by RICKEH! September 1, 2022

shit

what comes out your ass

I've just took a shit

by sgratia March 8, 2019

No Shit

Literally meaning something is obvious.

I live on earth.. No shit

by SenPlab March 2, 2024

Shit

Young people, it's time to learn, don't search for strange words here. Study hard and make progress every day.

Otherwise, you will become the same as this word. Which you can't find a partner. Can't even taste cum. After you die, you will regret why you didn’t whip your girlfriend/boyfriend’s ass with a small leather whip.

Oh no. Imagine searching this word in the urban dictionary,

mhmm...seems that you don’t have a girlfriend/boyfriend at all.

Haha FUNNY.

If you don’t study and your face is not good-looking, you won’t be able to find a partner. If you can’t find a partner, you won’t be able to have sex. If you can’t have sex, what’s the point of living?
SO GO STUDY RIGHT NOW. :)

STOP SEARCHING WEIRD WORDS *skull face*

“Imagine being a virgin LMFAO”
“Imagine searching SHIT”
“Imagine being boring ASF”

by Zakooooo March 1, 2023

Lose my shit

To break down

I’m gonna lose my shit on your dumb ass if you don’t stop your shit.

by The real him March 13, 2023