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Stroking my shit

Overdoing something or being very annoying to someone.
Friend: 1: "Why does your girlfriend keep calling you? Your phone is blowing up."
Friend 2: "Idk she wont leave me alone, she's been stroking my shit all night
by rery696969420 May 27, 2025
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Rake shit

To filter someone's bullshit when retelling a story they tell you.
Let me rake shit basically your saying.........
Please rake the shit and give me the basics.
by AusTetris August 9, 2021
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Hot Shit

When an item in your possession may have legal ramifications if you are caught with it.
“Bro I got pack from overseas, but it’s Hot shit so don’t get caught with it.”
by Rinne6paths July 22, 2021
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Shit

Things, Stuff, or A Literal Turd.
What shit is that?
by DragonPrincess August 28, 2025
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Grossip shit hemorrhage

When a gossipy middle aged rotundish male behaves like the winner of a seniors quilting bee by gathering gossip, and caustic I’ll founded rumours on everyone and carelessly uses this information and embellishes it to fit a self serving psychopathic narrative !

This person is also subject to a Lose bottom valve and randomly spots skid marks on furniture, blankets etc from low riding trousers and an I’ll keep ass crack and is subject to emotional rage induced diarrhea!
The fat mouthy fuck was called out on his vicious attacks on the woman and children of friends and soiled his size 48 dungarees with grossip shit hemorrhage!
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Plasma Shit

A shit you take that is somewhere between liquid and solid
Damn I just took the most disgusting dump. It was a fucking plasma shit man
by Fuck kettle June 9, 2022
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6>Shit, Show, shUit, shUow, shiT, shiT<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

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