Either of two things:
1. A little piece of poo, like a dingleberry, that hangs from your ass and won't come off, no matter how many times you wipe. Usually ends up getting smudged half way up your back.
2. A little annoying kid that won't stop being annoying no matter how hard you try to stop them.
1. A little piece of poo, like a dingleberry, that hangs from your ass and won't come off, no matter how many times you wipe. Usually ends up getting smudged half way up your back.
2. A little annoying kid that won't stop being annoying no matter how hard you try to stop them.
'Oh no!'
'What?'
'That little shit is now smudged half way up my back! Could you make your self useful and grab the scraper.'
'What?'
'That little shit is now smudged half way up my back! Could you make your self useful and grab the scraper.'
by abc chicken August 10, 2025
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2. A little dog that looks like a dirty mop or a cat. Spelt Shih tzu, pronounced shit zoo. Dont buy one of these little fuckers unless you want to comb the fuck out of their hair every day.
2. A little dog that looks like a dirty mop or a cat. Spelt Shih tzu, pronounced shit zoo. Dont buy one of these little fuckers unless you want to comb the fuck out of their hair every day.
Franklin: Yo Steven, I heard you went to the Shit Zoo without me. How did it smell?
Steven: Dude, my wife wanted to look at a dog, what the fuck are you talking about?
Franklin: Oh, I thought you went to one of those Zoos that freaks go to.
Steven: Dude, my wife wanted to look at a dog, what the fuck are you talking about?
Franklin: Oh, I thought you went to one of those Zoos that freaks go to.
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