dirty madilynn b

when you slowly dry hump someone out of the blue

God dayum, i was so horny so i gave him that dirty madilynn b.

by difushjeiciusjwke December 5, 2021

Dirty Laykin

When you are having sex with a man, and the guy stops and with his dick in your vagina starts eating a sandwich for a break, then decides to pull out, and cum on it because its not flavorful enough. After that the man (90% Of The Time Named Laykin) stick his big toe in your anus and in sync with his toe, and dick goes in and out. This is when you need to leave, because after that, he will drug you, and you will wake up with an empty bottle of lube halfway in your vagina, and a stinging pain in your anus because of him having sex with your drugged body.

Laykin gave me a Dirty Laykin, and I almost want one again!

by DA BOYIIIZZ January 31, 2023

Dirty Sage

The act of kidnapping a midget named Henry and forcefully making him dookie on ur chest after you eat Taco Bell.

“Dude last night I hit the most diabolical dirty sage after Taco Bell”

by Winkle von vookshum June 4, 2024

dirty deion

A Dirty Deion is when a really attractive girl invites a strong guy over to "eat out". Then, he orders a really big sub (sandwich) to devour to satisfy his hunger before going down on her. Eagerly awaiting pleasure, she wraps herself up in the sub wrapper to entice foreplay while he yells, "you're great in bread!" Pussyfooting toward him, she hears him yell, "I'm gonna crumb !!" After devouring the sandwich, he falls asleep with the mayo ejaculation dripping from his chin. A Dirty Deion is complete when the aforementioned attractive woman pulls out a second sandwich from her purse and leaves the establishment, unpleasured.

"Wow!" Exclaimed, Stephanie. "I engaged in my first Dirty Deion yesterday. I've never seen a man eat a sub with such sensuality."

by M-Tillz June 15, 2020

Dirty Cookie

A dirty cookie is made when you cum inside a females ass, she then shits out the cum/poop mixture onto a baking sheet. next bake at 350 for 14 minutes and there you go

“i’m in the mood for a dirty cookie tonight”
“honey, let’s make a dirty cookie”

by ogmudbone444 March 14, 2022

Dirty Thieving Sket

Inca McDonald

That Dirty thieving sket just took £160 out my jacket!

by seshkiller99 June 11, 2025

Dirty trowel

The act of ejaculating inside a woman’s vagina and then using your fingers to ‘dig’ the cum out of her

“I gave Emily the dirty trowel last night. I came so much, it took a few minutes to scoop it all out”

by Gerty Hunter June 14, 2025