Off the shits

When you recently recover from rocket thrusting diarrhea, barely having your asshole intact (almost needing rectal replacement therapy), acting like it wasn't that big of a deal in the first place.. Very common to incorrectly use this phrase to describe a mild drinking session but exaggerating it like was the most you've drank in your life.

Romero: You trying to go out tn?
Dominic: Hell yes! I was off the shits last night.. Let's do it again. I'll be oFf tHe sHiTs AgAiN

by ViolinistMikeHunt September 5, 2023

Shit

When your busting a nut and your mom walks in.

*busting a nut*

*mom walks in*

You:"ahh...shit!"

by Halol1185 December 14, 2019

fuck ur shit

To say, "Fuck your shit", is very common upon white little boys, because it makes them feel like they can fuck your shit up

Nigga, fuck ur shit

by Mr_Bacon_Aiken December 20, 2017

shitting down

when you need to shit so bad so as your sitting down on the toilet the poop starts flooding out

“man that burrito was brutal it had me shitting down by the time i got to the bathroom”

by Starbucksandfieldhockey01 November 11, 2021

Shit Pigeon

An idiot person. Usually someone who does something that crushes another persons feelings and makes them feel like shit.

You shit pigeon, you fucked my girlfriend so I am going to shoot you in the stomach!

by RickyPacific February 18, 2023

pant shit

when you shit in someones pants and they put them on and it looks like they've shit themselves

"bruh did you just pull a pant shit on kyle"

by killagamer69 June 6, 2021

shitting elixer

When it feels like your opponent in clash Royale has infinite elixer

How did he put a mega knight and a e giant so fast he’s shitting elixer!

by Shitting elixer March 29, 2022