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swamp shit torpedo

someone in the act of thrusting their green spray-painted penis inside of a pregnant woman's asshole
yeah, he also swamp shit torpedo'd me last night. *other person* wow how beautiful!
by george droyd December 11, 2024
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The shit that he don't share

Illicit drugs that are people hoard,greedily, like it's the last drugs they will ever see again.
That must be some fire ass shit. He is stingy with it. That is the shit that he don't share!
by Vanessamaria November 29, 2020
mugGet the The shit that he don't sharemug.

Shit Hive

A) When you get hives from being super stressed out.

B) An office full of 'busy" employess doing nothing but shitty work

C) Little itch red bumps that could be from wiping one's arse and getting it everywhere, then stressin out about that. You get Shit Hives.
A) I have no money for gas to get to work to make money, but I can't get gas unless I go to work. But I cant go to work because I have no gas money. To get money I need to go to work. I am going to break out in SHIT HIVES from this stressball!!!

B) Looks like everyone is busy, but they are just busy lookin busy! If you look busy, but do shit-all, then you work in a Shit Hive.

C) Be careful with the Toilet Paper, sometimes it rips, and you get shit on.
by KelsoMcBeaverEater June 12, 2010
mugGet the Shit Hivemug.

Shit Sock

A mechanical device that is used in the sphincter area to reduce back pressure on an incomming turd loaf. Device resembles a pvc pipe coated in lanolin. See also Tennessee bowlbuster and Mississippi Mudd Buster
Good lord! That turd got stuck in my ass so bad that I had to opt for the shit sock device!
by Theshattalker April 11, 2017
mugGet the Shit Sockmug.

Shit Stick

Shit stick is another name for a cigar. The bigger the cigar the more it looks like a stick of tightly rolled dog shit.
Ewwww....that man (or woman) has a shit stick in his/her mouth.

What does Sigmund Freud, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Clinton have in common? That love having shit sticks in their mouths.
by I hate shit sticks September 18, 2021
mugGet the Shit Stickmug.

circus clown shit

This is related to Elizabeth I want some fucking icecreamafton.
guy 1: your circus clown shit
Elizabeth I want some fucking icecreamafton: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by Funnymanyaa July 14, 2021
mugGet the circus clown shitmug.

Shit Actress

A shit actress is amber heard. That abuse shit, this a shit actress people.
“Oh I just watched a johnny Depp movie way better then any movie that shit actress is in”
by Somewhatstrange May 10, 2022
mugGet the Shit Actressmug.

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