Ted: Your makeup makes you look like a pig that just got pied by a clown
Cindy: your honesty is refreshing
Cindy: your honesty is refreshing
by Lizarf February 28, 2021
by Magic maark March 01, 2020
oh girl imma boil your water right now
sorry i was busy boiling my girls water ;)
i want to be boiling your water right now
sorry i was busy boiling my girls water ;)
i want to be boiling your water right now
by chicken nugshshgaaak August 30, 2017
that random annoying kid who will ask their friend to get their crushes number and immediately get rejected
That moment when you are wearing white pants, period underwear, a tampon, and a pad but coochie blood goes through all that anyway, but you've been laying down on the floor for some reason and your coochie blood touches your asshole. So then you get up and the coochie blood is right in your ass crack showing through your pants.
Side note why do tampons look like long sperm cells?
Side note why do tampons look like long sperm cells?
Random person: "DIOS MÍO!!!! Líza you're bleeding from your ass!"
Líza: "Oh, sorry that's just my uterus. She must think you're cute."
Líza: "Oh, sorry that's just my uterus. She must think you're cute."
by ItIsLizaNotLisaGetItRight January 27, 2023
by LpveherP January 23, 2023
national fuck your friends day. today you find your closest most trusted friends and have sex with them.
(one person) wow today is national fuck your friends day -june 26th. I guess we have to have sex now.
overruled if the person(s) decide to strip 4 articles of clothing voted by the majority instead for 5 minutes.
overruled if the person(s) decide to strip 4 articles of clothing voted by the majority instead for 5 minutes.
by sexytime696969696969 June 26, 2021