really fucking funny

A picture or incident that causes uncontrollable laughter and possible loss of control of one's flatulence, bladder and or spontaneous urination.

That shit was really fucking funny I almost shit my pants!

by Juniper76 May 15, 2016

Po' the fuck up

To roll out; to man up; to get one's shit together and get on with one's life.

Guy 1) "Dude, my girl just dumped me, I don't know what I'm gonna do"
Guy 2) "Nigga, you gotta po' the fuck up."

by Kearney2013 July 16, 2013

bloody yellow fuck wotsits

These items are usually refered to as post-it notes. However when a certain person becomes angered at a report someone has written it may be time to break out the "bloody yellow fuck wotsits."

"I can't believe he said that. Hand me those bloody yellow fuck wotsits!"

by Mark Emsley June 22, 2006

shut the fuck outta here

a combination of shut the fuck up and get outta here.

Oscar: Yo man you are not going to believe this but I met this dimepiece last night and she is a Playboy centerfold...we're hooking up tonight and going out for dinner and a movie!

James: Shut the fuck outta here!!!!

by R.A.W.thentik March 7, 2008

Whatever fucks your wife

A variant of "whatever floats your boat" or "to each his own," said upon learning another individual's tastes or preferences, implying mild surprise nested within an unwavering ambivalence.

Marissa: "I really love Buffy: the Vampire Slayer"
Eric: "Whatever fucks your wife...."

Mike: "She said that she'd date that creep if he wasn't her roommate."
Tony: "Eh, whatever fucks your wife, man."

by Orionthesnake March 18, 2010

iron pipe of fuck-nasty

another word for dick; more powerful than the average

1)Wanna take a ride on the iron pipe of fuck-nasty?

by Al March 13, 2005

tit fuck her ass

when getting so hot that you wanna spread her but cheeks stick your dick between them and fuck them like they're tits.
in any case "her" in "tit fuck her ass" can be changed to it your his etc.

"That party was so insane, I think I shouldn't of tit fuck her ass." "Who?" "My girl, and seven other chicks" "You got issues." "Stop saying that or tit fuck your ass!" "Weirdo."

by jony redcorn January 19, 2009