Being the most an athletic guy in elementary school or something meant that you were one of the popular boys, and every other guy wants to be you friend.
Did you see Chad do a 1 mile sprint? - Sam
Yeah, I wanna be his friend so badly man.- Jadiel
He is also The most athletic guy in school right now.. - Garfield
Yeah, I wanna be his friend so badly man.- Jadiel
He is also The most athletic guy in school right now.. - Garfield
by EpixxPerson March 19, 2022
A school filled with weird ass emo kids, annoying ass wannabe gangsters who think it's hot to have their pants below their asscheeks, and curly haired edgars who say the n word. All the girls are here make we want to jump off a three story building and they get a new boyfriend every week and think they are above everybody because they carry around reuseable lululemon bags and wear $100 lululemon leggings and jackets that they begged their mommy for. The teachers here also assign an ungodly amount of homework. Wanna use the restroom? sure! Just be aware that they are filled with kids vaping, white girls recording goofy ass tiktoks, and there is a 98% chance the the toilet is clogged! We've also been threatened to get bombed 3 times this year! Gotta love WMS!
by lyssyhasaglock June 27, 2023
Coastal Middle school is a shitty dump and a poor excuse for a school. Coastal is known for it's juuling and fights, as well as its many scandals. Coastal is an "IB" school, so its principal tells everyone that it is a good school when, its actually not. But do whatever makes you happy I guess, Ms. Shooter Jones ( :
by lil_peeper December 31, 2019
The most hick town school you’ll ever see. Clear Spring boasts the best Cross Country team in the county, as well as the lowest state testing scores in the state of Maryland. The student population is split into two groups, those with big dicks and those who think they have big dicks. The school agenda consists of tractor pulls and religious ceremonies that practice exorcisms to remove the gay from small innocent children. While Clear Spring High School has the most bathroom Juuler’s in the nation, it also has the most amount of juul busting teachers and yes we’re talking about you Gildersleve. Clear Spring hosts some of the worst teachers known to the country, that assign real work and grade it only when their job is on the line, any student of the school knows who we’re talking about.
The definition of Clear Spring High School is as stated...
by CSHS Poster May 24, 2020
A day where all college kids go into the bathroom together and exchange private parts in exchange for free A+’s
John: Hey Lily wanna go to the bathroom for December 7th school bathroom extravaganza and exchange of private parts? Lily: Yeah that sounds fun since you’re a sigma alpha male, We should bring all the other students. John: Yes that’s a great idea Lily.
by InvisiB1e December 01, 2023
AKA prison. A place where the students appear nice and thoughtful on the outside but are rich, spoiled, and have the souls of lemmings. You will be given so much homework that you haven't the time to do anything else. This is why the student body appears to be a hive mind. Any personality, unique traits, or hobbies outside of school sports they once had were sucked out of them. Heed this warning.
Dang, I've been going to Maggie L Walker Governor's School for so long now I've nearly forgotten who I am. I miss my friends.
by mysomedaynevercame May 14, 2023
Welcome to QHHS, otherwise known as the 1960s! Located in the Antelope Valley, if you aren’t white, cisgender, straight, and interested in sports, then good fucking luck. People threaten to shoot up the school constantly. Also everyone acts like they’re better than everyone else, but in reality most kids here are going to live and die in the AV. Did you know the mascot used to be a confederate soldier? And that everything was themed to be extremely racist? You’ll feel incredibly uncomfortable whenever you see paint chip off the murals and find that the confederate flag is under them. Do you like theater? Well you’re gonna have to perform in a cafeteria that violates multiple OSHA codes. Do you like band? Well…have fun with the director. That’s all I’ll say. Do you have a history class? Well you’ll find them in the magical “village” which is only here because they have so many sports fields that they refused to take out in favor of classes, and thus you will have to make a journey comparable to the Oregon Trail just to do badly on a DBQ. Do you like watching people making out? Hope you do, because you’ll see ass-gripping and face-fucking every time you turn a corner. Oh, and the center of the school is the “big gym”. Walking in there will feel like you’re walking into a fucking bullfighting arena, but when you get there all you’ll get is a pep rally in which someone will probably fall over and get made fun of. Also, don’t use the girl’s bathrooms. Just trust me, don’t.
“Have you been to Quartz Hill High School?”
“Oh, the place that used to have conservative flags painted everywhere?”
“Yep!”
“Oh, the place that used to have conservative flags painted everywhere?”
“Yep!”
by The Ghost of the AV March 16, 2023