dick sticky

When you pull out and spray your succulent semen all over a girl or boys back, blow on it a tad bit, then proceed to slap your flaccid cock on their back until it sticks.

It was so hot last night when my dad gave me the dick sticky I almost shot my cat.

by CondomChomper February 17, 2018

Scissor dick

When a person name pall plays stab the anis with scissors on a guy named Kris

Pall scissor dicks Kris every night

by King ducky February 20, 2018

dick team

When you are never good enough to be The Man, the go to guy, or generally make first string on any sports team. For your entire life you are relegated to the second string... The Dick Team

Hey Mike, I heard Beadley sprained his ankle for tonight's big game... chances are you going to get to start!

Jody, I wish it were true. I'm destined to be in the Dick Team forever.

by JJSkidz February 21, 2018

dick whipping

wasting time, avoiding something you don't want to do but have to do, forgetting to do something because you were doing something else (usually less important).

Hey Darin! Stop dick whipping and let's go to Crossfit!

by kawikados February 20, 2018

camel dick neck

A hickey from when one person sucks on another persons neck causing a hickey

You have a camel dick neck.

by Cangt February 20, 2018

dick banana

The Dick banana is a very delicate fruit. That only grows in the Arsefields

Whoa, Look its a dick banana tree

by Jeff jeffsonson February 21, 2018

Big Dick Ove

One man whom's male genitals extends the universe average size and using it to have sexual intercourse in the capital of England, London.

Some may say that this "Big Dick Ove" is a mythological creature only existing in the minds of 10 year old girls, but scientists new research now suggests that this mysterious creature in fact does exist.

Guy 1 -Hey dude is that a Big Dick Ove?

Guy 2 - Nah man those don't exist.

Guy 1 -But i saw in Illustrerad Vetenskap that they have new evidence that they do.

Guy 2 -Holy shit dude take a photo.

by SuQMadDiQ February 22, 2018