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flair your mum

Bending your mother to look like a scooter then perform a flair
by BenefitsBenedict October 2, 2019
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National Bang Your Homie Day

National Bang Your Homie Day is a purported event where individuals engage in sexual activities with their best friend(s), regardless of the nature of the encounter, be it oral or anal sex. The premise suggests that such acts are exempt from being labeled as homosexual due to the occasion being recognized as National Bang Your Homie Day. However, it's important to note that this notion perpetuates harmful stereotypes and disregards the complexities of sexual orientation and consent. This national event occurs on March 11th every year.
Yo bro did you know its March 11th?

Whats on March 11th?

Bro its National Bang Your Homie Day!

What's that?

Where we can have sex and it wouldn't be gay since its National Bang Your Homie Day!

Fuck yes, my love! I can't wait to have you deep in my guts with your deep strokes..

Yes, baby. I've been wanting to get into that tight bootyhole for a long time. Come on, lets get into that bedroom.

*2 years later, They are dating*

The End
by nunya BUISNESS 💯 March 9, 2024
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Are you out of your mind!?

a phrase someone used when they're going insane,
i wanna dive in a pool 9 miles up in the sky!
Are you out of your mind!?
by Someoneontheinternet820 January 14, 2021
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dick in your ear

Dick in your ear: When someone doesn't understand after one or two times of saying it.
Person 1: Hey. Sup?
Person 2: huh?
Person 1: Ya got dick in your ear?

Person 2: WHAT?!
by RavenVixenAzure March 16, 2019
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your mom

by Epical @ January 16, 2022
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Your

Short for You’re which is short for you are.
Your a weirdo muffins. Your annoying me muffins because you won’t stfu about your and you’re.
by Pumpkin spice and everything j February 4, 2021
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